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The  only human stupid enough to fight a bear is Chuck Norris, but that's because Chuck Norris is a bad ass.

Valentine Vomit

Are you planning on preparing a romantic dinner for your valentine? Want a centerpiece to complete your table? I've got the perfect thing for you. I warn you, it looks several old school decorated cakes were mixed together and then vomited back out.

http://www.etsy.com/listing/66248850/valentine-decoration-fake-cake-mixed

Sad Valentine

Valentine's Day is about two weeks away. Nothing says love like bears, so I'll do some Valentine's related posts so you have some present ideas.

Today, are you sad that someone is your valentine. Then give them this fur covered card, where the bear looks so disappointed to say "I love you".

http://www.etsy.com/listing/90243877/i-love-you-graffiti-bear-furry-applique

I think you made a mistake

This poor seller won't be selling this pendant anytime soon. It's listed at being $15,001.00, instead of $15.00 like some of her other pendants. Ooops.

http://www.etsy.com/listing/88869164/brown-bear-head-pendant

She also has several other bear-related pendants for a much more affordable price.

Moonshine

This shirt warns you not to buy moonshine from bears. But bears have to make a living too and they are very good at making moonshine.

http://www.etsy.com/listing/89027913/please-dont-buy-moonshine-from-the-bears

Purity Bear

Some uptight right-wingers want you to keep in your pants until you are married. They are trying to convince you do do this by using "Purity Bear". It's a sad day when bears are used in abstinence only sex education.

Bear Scandal

I really like the show 30 Rock, it cracks me up. Imagine my delight when they made a slightly scandalous reference to two commercially famous bears last night. It happens around minute 2:58. Enjoy.

Bret likes Bears

If you have ever watched The Flight of the Conchords, you know that Bret wears amazing T-shirts. Luckily, you can purchase some of these shirts, including ones that have bears!!! You'll notice that one of them relates quite nicely to yesterday's bear post.

http://www.conchordclothing.com/index1.html#

And if you don't know who The Flight of the Conchords are, here is a little video to introduce you to them.

Beer??

I know a little something about hybrids since I create hybrid fish in the lab. But, a bear-deer hybrid, now that's something.

http://www.etsy.com/listing/74291764/funny-beer-t-shirt-bear-deer-t-shirt

http://www.etsy.com/listing/49654722/the-great-horned-bear-antlers-animal

Bears love kitties!!

I have a dream....

Happy Martin Luther King, Jr. Day!!

http://www.cafepress.com/+martin_luther_king_jr_quote_on_leadership_teddy_be,214969274

Smokee the Bear

It's winter, which makes it could outside. I desperately want this for my non-existant yard.

Oops

The Utah Jazz bear mascot accidentally dropped a birthday sheet cake from some upper level seats onto some fans below, oops.

I vote for new currency!!!!

All money woes would be solved if our money looked like this.

Write your congressman!!

Snuggle

I had forgotten about the creepy bear that does laundry until I saw a commercial starring him this morning. Here is an older one so that you can reminisce.

Endangered Species Chocolate

What, they are making chocolate out of endangered species, including grizzly bears? That doesn't seem right!!

http://chocolatebar.com/products.php?product=3oz.-All%252dNatural-Dark-Chocolate-with-Raspberries

Scripted

I took drama while in high school. None of our plays never had anything as good as this.

Bear Poop

Do bears poop in the woods?

http://www.etsy.com/listing/82347632/bear-in-the-woods-hanging-metal-art-sign

The answer is yes, and apparently 9 out of 10 bears choose Charmin to wipe their bottoms.

Seeing Double

Cute little polar bear looking in a mirror

Snooty Bear

My wonderful mother-in-law knit me some pretty awesome hats while I was home for Christmas. One of them included a sweet bear hat. However, my husband says the bear looks snooty because the nose is so high up. I'll let you be the judge of that.

Crochetdermy

Want to give the feeling of dead animals in your home without actually having to have a dead animal in your home? Check this out.

http://shaunarichardson.com/home/galleries/crochetdermy/bear-2/

If you aren't into bears so much, there are other delightful critters to choose from: http://shaunarichardson.com/home/galleries/crochetdermy/

WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?

You know how you have secretly been wanting siamese twin bears made out of belly button lint. Guess what, I found you some!!

http://www.etsy.com/listing/37258546/siamese-twin-bears-made-of-belly-button

It's Twins!!

Look at these cute little polar bears.

Beware of ClaireBears

My beloved Drrr has left me to go be a real grown up scientist with his own lab and everything. However, he left a surprise for me at my desk. Thanks Drrr!!!

I'm back!!!

Well folks, I'm back from my many Christmas travels, which means I shall resume giving you bear awesomeness daily once more.

Today I bring you a little gem found by Drrr at a truck stop. If it looks eerily familiar, it's because it seems to be by the same "artist" of some bear magic from a previous post (click here).