Drunken hobo pirate bears and more!!!

The bear blog has been neglected since I have traveled back home for Christmas. I apologize. Here is some wonderfulness courtesy of Drrr.

And even though it is the day after Christmas, we can forget Misery Bear.

Something to believe in

This Christmas, believe in bears, because unlike Santa, they actually exist.

http://www.etsy.com/listing/32170278/personalized-ceramic-polar-bear

Country Bear Christmas

I have mentioned the Country Bears early in this blog's creation. Well, in keeping with our Christmas theme, I bring you the Country Bear Christmas.

Angel bears we have heard on high!!

Check out this little fellow. Every time a bell rings, and angel bear gets his wings.

http://www.etsy.com/listing/86741298/ooak-angel-animal-pin-bear

Say yes to the vest!!!

Brighten up your holiday outfit with this little number.

http://www.etsy.com/listing/34377875/holiday-vest-with-christmas-bears

For the sophisticated wine drinker

Need to get a gift for the wino in your life, how about this little bear number? They won't have the shame of carrying around wine in paper bags any more.

http://www.etsy.com/listing/87560319/wine-tote-with-long-handle-and-pockets

We Three Bears of Orient Are

Actually, I'm gonna be a science nerd here and say that koalas are not bears. Sorry to burst everyone's bubbles. But, since there are two legit bears on the stockings, I will allow the koala to be an honorary bear, but just for today.

http://www.etsy.com/listing/82661082/three-bears-christmas-stockings-set-of-3

Something is fishy with your Christmas Tree

Monstrosity!!!

This was originally posted on Regretsy, one of my favorite websites on which to waste my time, and helped inspire this retarded blog.  It has a bear, so it must be posted!! Hope April from Regresty doesn't mind the repost.

Bears, the gift that keep on giving

Today's Christmas Bear is actually one that is hanging on our tree. My hubby and I exchange ornaments each year, with the ornament signifying something important that happened that year. Well, since this bear blog is so important, my hubby got me a bear ornament.

http://www.etsy.com/shop/millercampbell?ref=seller_info

Hi!!!

Creepy Claus and his teddy bear friends

Gotta love creepy santas!!

http://www.etsy.com/listing/54186663/traditional-santa-claus-art-doll-with

Ultimately expensive

The person claims this is the ultimate Christmas gift box. It better be for $125.00!!

http://www.etsy.com/listing/63161527/enchanted-polar-bears-christmas-box

Why not just get them a real present

I came across this on Etsy today. Yeah, this shouldn't be worth $64.99. You could go buy a nice present for this price. Making the paper look old and burning the edges is something I did in elementary school, it's not some special art process that you can charge a stupid amount of money for.

http://www.etsy.com/listing/87917803/handmade-3-dimentional-christmas

Bling, bling bitches!!

Need that last accessory for your office holiday party?? Then look no further!!

http://www.etsy.com/listing/86542647/ring-polar-bear-and-white-rabbit-with-a

Hi Ho Rudolph away!!!

Decorate your home with a Christmas bear riding a reindeer. I swear this sort of thing happens in nature all the time.

http://www.etsy.com/listing/62462874/christmas-reindeer-with-a-christmas-bear

Tear meat like a bear!!!

I have been hoping and dreaming that one day you would wake up with bear hands so you can tear apart meat just like a bear?!?  Well, your prayers have been answered!!

http://uncrate.com/stuff/bear-paw-meat-handler-forks/

Sleep Tight!!

You can sleep tight in a Christmas bear sleeping bag. Ok, well not actually you, but your toy ostrich can.

http://www.etsy.com/listing/88114538/christmas-bears-toy-sleeping-bag

Creepy Doll Christmas Spirit

If you are getting into the Christmas spirit, why not dress up any creepy dolls you have in this little number and have them get into the spirit as well. Ok, American Girl dolls actually aren't too creepy, but to sweeten this post, I found creepy dolls wearing bear dresses as well.

http://www.etsy.com/listing/85191497/american-girl-christmas-bears-dress

http://www.etsy.com/listing/36233255/bright-red-dress-and-panties-with-bears

http://www.etsy.com/listing/87079067/teddy-bear-and-ruffles-16-inch-baby-doll

http://www.etsy.com/listing/85907314/blythe-quirky-teddy-bear-print-dress

Get in the kitchen and cook me something!!

To all the ladies slaving away in the kitchen this holiday, do it in style!! Here's today's Christmas bear item.

Christmas Cards you can Bear

Why not send these delightful holiday cards to all your friends and family!!

http://www.etsy.com/listing/74320599/a-bear-y-merry-christmas-postcard

Bear bullshit is happening right now!!

Stranger Danger

We are always warned to be careful about who we talk to online. There is a good reason behind this.

Christmas Delicious

I'm always on the lookout for bears wherever I go. Imagine my delight when this was at my local grocery store. Your Christmas bear today is made of chocolate and deserves to be devoured.

Don't wake sleeping bears

Apparently, I am pretty grumpy when I'm awoken from slumber. Maybe my grumpiness would be excused if I wore these awesome PJs.

http://www.etsy.com/listing/87627476/teddy-bear-jammies

Bear Stocking

In keeping with the month of Christmas Bears, here is one on a stocking for you. I'd like to see you crochet that!!

http://www.etsy.com/listing/84422534/crochet-christmas-stocking

Tree topper

In keeping with our Christmas theme, today I bring you a bear Christmas tree topper. As an added bonus, if you are a nerd who loves fish like I do, this one holds a garland with fish on it. Nothing says Christmas like fish!!

http://www.etsy.com/listing/34012788/bear-tree

Tis' the season.....for bears!!!

It's officially December today, so it's officially the day I decided to be OK with Christmas stuff everywhere. During the month of December, I will bring you one Christmasy bear item daily. Today, decorate your home with a bear wreath.

http://www.etsy.com/listing/82509045/christmas-bear-wreath

Put Your Name Here!!

Another bear gem I found at the craft shows in Raleigh this weekend.

Masquerade

Hubby and I went to a craft show this weekend in Raleigh, NC. We came across a booth of a gentleman who makes leather goods, including leather masks. Imagine my excitement when I saw this beauty.

Plates and Bears

This shop on etsy has awesome plates with bears on them. Check them out.

Plus many more. Check out the shop: http://www.etsy.com/shop/jimbobart?ref=seller_info

Warm your hands

It's starting to get cold outside, and I know you will want your hands to stay warm. Why not get these most awesome bear mittens.

http://www.etsy.com/listing/83776011/bear-mittens-gloves-warm-wool-crochet

Life of the Party

Be the life of the party with a 26 pound gummy bear. There are so many uses for it, check out the video below. And if you really want it, you can buy one for the low, low price of $199.00 http://www.vat19.com/dvds/26-pound-party-gummy-bear.cfm?adid=youtube

Protect your deodorant . . . .

with a bear!!!  Someone get me this for me for Christmas, please!!!

Happy Thanksgiving!!!

I hope everyone had an amazing Thanksgiving. If you need something to do, you can watch this video about Thanksgiving where bears are the main characters.

It's Thanksgiving Eve!!!

Ok, so tomorrow is Thanksgiving. Here is a video to get you in the mood for eating a ton of food.

Talespin

Who could forget the cartoon Talespin, with bears soaring through the skies in airplanes.

Sensitive Bear

That's too many kids!!!

You have seen them. The Christmas ornaments where you have a cute little clay character for each member of the family. This one has bears in a bed. But good gracious almighty, this one has 8 characters on it!! Who are these people, the Duggars?!?!?

http://www.etsy.com/listing/81839872/bears-under-a-blanket-family-christmas

Rainbow of polar bears

Look at this parade of brightly colored polar bears.

This polar bear turned pink after rubbing on a red Christmas gift box.

This polar bear looks orange due to the light from the setting sun.

Baby and momma polar bear look slightly yellow due to the way the light is hitting them.

This polar bear has algae growing on its fur, turning it green.

This bear was painted blue by its zoo keepers as part of bear awareness week.

This polar bear turned purple after it was treated with medication for a skin condition.

Only in Alaska

Bears in Alaska do some crazy things, like play on  playground equipment and trying to eat your dog. Well, they also walk all over the produce in the grocery store.

Bear Beard

I really am digging the concept of this shirt.

http://www.etsy.com/listing/82795698/beard-t-shirt-small

Russian Care Bears!!!

The Russians have taken over our Care Bears!! At least the bear drinks vodka and plays the balalaika.

http://vitaliyklimenkodesign.blogspot.com/2011/06/mishka-vodka-balalayka.html

The Beaufort Diaries

I recently read a book named The Beaufort Diaries where the main character was a bear. Perfect, right? They made a short film based on the book, shown below. If you are interested in the book review, you can visit my other blog (click here).

The Berestain Bears

I grew up reading these books. Enjoy their theme song.

Must have these shoes

Bear Feet

Need a pair of bear feet to keep you warm this winter?

http://www.etsy.com/listing/82343175/baby-bear-slippers-fuzzy-mocha-with-dark

Gummy Bear Friday

Watch this crazy animated gummy bear bounce around to Rebecca Black's Friday.

Happy Bearday Marines!!!

Some of my husband's dearest friends are either currently serving or have served in the Marines. Today is the Marine Corps birthday, so I thought I would have a bear just for them.

Honey, I shrunk the teddy bears!!!

How small do you think teddy bears can get? The answer is really freaking small.

http://www.etsy.com/listing/80292951/micro-mini-bear-really-tiny-dollhouse

http://www.etsy.com/listing/80294485/micro-mini-bear-really-tiny-dollhouse

http://www.etsy.com/listing/80028718/custom-smaller-than-the-worlds-smallest